Hey,hey,hey,hey! It's me world, David L. Smith! If ever there was someone who needs a life-coach, it's me! I found TOOLS by accident and lo and behold, I am actually excited about some REAL self-discovery! So come on all you TOOLers and let's grow together and change our worlds for the better! I hope you all will critique and praise me on this journey that I am undertaking! I hope to make some good friends too, so add me to your friends list and I'll do the same for you!
I do not make good life decisions and I am tired of failure in my life. I have to many good qualities that are worthy of success.
You are offered your dream job. What job is it?:
My dream job would be some kind of talk show host on the radio. I would LOVE to be able to make a living commenting on sports,politics,or life in general.
My favorite wild animal is:
The Great White shark. It is an AWESOME creature. It has no predator in the wild and strikes fear into everything that comes into contact with it,.
Why (describe as much as possible):
OOPS! I think I did that above when I told what my favorite wild animal is!
My favorite domestic animal is (if you choose dog be specific with breed etc):
I really love Pomeranians!
i have had one before in my life and they are just so adorable and extremely smart. I love the way they show affection to their owners and they are very easy to take care of.
A famous Chef will prepare anything you want. What do you order:
I order steak but my MAIN goal would be to pick his mind on techniques I could use myself.
I love to cook and it is one of my hobbies. I have always wanted to be a chef myself and his expertise could make my cooking skills better.
Five people either dead or alive you would have at your fantasy dinner party::
Maryilyn Monroe,George W. Bush,Kid Rock,Darrell Waltrip,and Dale Earnhardt Sr.
I thoght Maryilyn M. was one of the sexiest and classiest women of all time! I think President Bush has been a very good leader in tough times in the world and he sticks to his values and beliefs. Kid Rock...... come on he ROCKS! Darrell Waltrip was my childhood hero and gave me so many great memories and cultivated my love of NASCAR. He also is a great family man who loves his wife,is a good father, and he is a Christian. Finally,Dale Earnhardt because he was an All-American hero. I personally hated him as a child he was my man's arch enemy. However after he died, I saw how much he brought to the sport I love so much and that he was really the type of guy that I would be best friends with had I known him. He, to me, is one of the GREATEST Americans of all time!
My perfect slice of pizza is:
A good crispy crust with a fair amount of hearty sauce with pepperoni,onions,and green peppers and A LOT OF CHEESE!
You are at a bar. You order this drink:
Margurita on the rocks with salt on the rim. Nothing fancy.
You are at a coffee shop. What coffee or tea do you order:
Hawaiian Kona coffee
If a genie could grant you three wishes they would be (separate by commas):
First would be to find the love of my life,second would be to have my dream job and be professionally and financially successful at it,and finally I would ask for the body I have always seen myself as in my own mind.
You are going on a long road trip and you can only bring three CD's. Which ones do you bring
(separate by commas):
U2-The Joshua Tree, Def Leppard-Pyromania, and Kid Rock-Devil Without A Cause
If I could do anything for my neighborhood today, it would be:
Throw a big ol' All-American cookout for them and get to know them all better!
A sunset I remember:
It was at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina and I was with a woman that I truly loved with all my heart.
Any character I could be from a movie, TV show or book would be:
I would get to be heroic,have a lightsaber, travel the galaxies in awesome starships,Darth Vader would be my dad. Come on Luke's got it all....plus THE FORCE!!