"Shake The Lizard"

 Ok, I've been drinking waaaaay too much So Be! Seriously, it says "shake the lizard" on the back. XD

  Life for me has been pretty much the same lately...Nothing too exciting. I'm still hoping to get that ping-pong table. Ya know, they should have them in waiting rooms. For example, in the hospital. That way, people would have something to do besides reading and sitting 'till their butts become quite sore.

    They probably don't have ping-pong tables because of people like me...who play "violent" ping-pong. If they saw me play, they'd be all: "You can't play ping-pong anymore 'cause you might hurt someone". Then I'd be mad and kicking over their wastebasket. They would say, "don't you kick over OUR wastebasket!!!" I'd say, "Too late...I just did." Then they would be all mad and say something along the lines of "Oh yeah? Well you're the kind of person who licks toliets!" And I would be all, "You mean the kind of person who DOESN'T lick toliets!!!" So yeah. An average day in my life.

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